Bill Maher Quotes

New Rule: Stop Calling Bagpipes A Musical Instrument. They're Actually A Scottish Breathalyzer Test. You Blow Into One End, And If The Sound That Comes Out The Other End Doesn't Make You Want To Kill Yourself
you're Not Drunk Enough.

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