Bill Maher Quotes

New Rule: If You Get To Serve Me A Quarter-head Of Lettuce With Dressing On It, Which Proves You Could Have Made A Salad But Chose Not To, Then I Get To Pay You With An ATM Receipt, Which Proves I Have The Money But You're Not Getting Any.

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