Bill Maher Quotes

New Rule: Americans Have To Come Up With A Better Cheese To Represent The Nation Than American Cheese. I'm Not Even Sure American Cheese Is Cheese. I Think It's Aged Jell-O. And It Doesn't Need To Be Individually Wrapped In Plastic, Either. You're Thinking Of Condoms.

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