Hanif Kureishi Quotes

NASSER: (about OMAR): Haven't You Trained Him Up To Look After You, Like I Have Done With My Girls?
PAPA: He Brushes The Dust From One Place To Another. He Squeezes Shirts And Heats Soup. But That Hardly Stretches Him. Though His Food Stretches Me. It's Only For A Few Months, Yaar. I'll Send Him To College In The Autumn.
NASSER: (VO) He Failed Once. He Has This Chronic Laziness That Runs In Our Family Except For Me.
PAPA: If His Arse Gets Lazy - Kick It. I'll Send A Certificate Giving Permission. And One More Thing. Try And Fix Him Up With A Nice Girl. I'm Not Sure If His Penis Is In Full Working Order.

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