Jim Davidson Quotes & Sayings
Enjoy the top 8 famous quotes, sayings and quotations by Jim Davidson.
Famous Quotes By Jim Davidson
I took the wife out last night; one punch! — Jim Davidson
Allow his spirit to be peaceful, but allow it to roam free. Let him race up and down the slopes with the wind, let him trickle slowly through the canyons, let him spread completely and gracefully across the land with the setting sun. [He] deserved many things in this life he did not get, but he most assuredly deserves these things. — Jim Davidson
When we have an item that has value to the school and the athletic department, we cannot throw it away just to be fair. — Jim Davidson
Always say no to drugs. It will drive the prices down. — Jim Davidson
I don't believe in predestined fate. The future is what we choose to create. — Jim Davidson
On quiet nights, when I'm alone, I like to run our wedding video backwards, just to watch myself walk out of the church a free man. — Jim Davidson
Scientists have discovered a food that reduces a woman's sex drive by 99%. Wedding cake. — Jim Davidson
People who do stupid things with hazardous materials often die. — Jim Davidson