Bill Engvall Quotes

My Wife, Trying To Be Helpful, Goes To The Grocery Store And Buys This Stuff Called Soy Bacon. Let Me Tell You Something: I Know Soy Beans Are Good For A Lot Of Things. Let's Stay Out Of The Bacon Market! It Says It Looks And Tastes Like Real Bacon! No It Doesn't! It Tastes Like Somebody Bacon-flavored A Turd, That's What It Tastes Like!

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