Carl Hiaasen Quotes

My Roommate Is A 240-pound Homicidal Hermit. For Dinner He's Fixing Me A Dead Fox He Scraped Off The Highway Near Ponchatoula, And After That We're Taking A Leaky Tin Boat Out On A Windy Lake To Spy On Some Semi-retarded Fishermen. Don't You Wish You Were Here?

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