Janet Evanovich Quotes

My Mother Came Into The Kitchen. "Whose Car Is That Parked In Front Of Our House?"
"That's Stephanie's New Car," Grandma Said. "Isn't It A Pip?"
One Of My Mother's Eyebrows Raised In Question. "Two New Cars? Where Are These Cars Coming From?"
"Company Cars," I Said.
"Oh?"
"Anal Sex Is Not Involved," I Told Her.
My Mother And Grandmother Both Gasped.
"Sorry," I Said. "It Just Slipped Out."
"I Thought Only Homosexual Men Did Anal Sex," Grandma Said.
"Anybody With An Anus Can Do It," I Told Her.
"Hmm," She Said. "I Got One Of Them.

Janet Evanovich Quotes: My Mother Came Into The Kitchen. Whose Car Is That Parked In Front Of Our House?that's Stephanie's New Car, Grandma

Janet Evanovich Quotes: My Mother Came Into The Kitchen. Whose Car Is That Parked In Front Of Our House?that's Stephanie's New Car, Grandma

Janet Evanovich Quotes: My Mother Came Into The Kitchen. Whose Car Is That Parked In Front Of Our House?that's Stephanie's New Car, Grandma

Janet Evanovich Quotes: My Mother Came Into The Kitchen. Whose Car Is That Parked In Front Of Our House?that's Stephanie's New Car, Grandma

Janet Evanovich Quotes: My Mother Came Into The Kitchen. Whose Car Is That Parked In Front Of Our House?that's Stephanie's New Car, Grandma

Janet Evanovich Quotes: My Mother Came Into The Kitchen. Whose Car Is That Parked In Front Of Our House?that's Stephanie's New Car, Grandma

Janet Evanovich Quotes: My Mother Came Into The Kitchen. Whose Car Is That Parked In Front Of Our House?that's Stephanie's New Car, Grandma

Janet Evanovich Quotes: My Mother Came Into The Kitchen. Whose Car Is That Parked In Front Of Our House?that's Stephanie's New Car, Grandma

Janet Evanovich Quotes: My Mother Came Into The Kitchen. Whose Car Is That Parked In Front Of Our House?that's Stephanie's New Car, Grandma

Janet Evanovich Quotes: My Mother Came Into The Kitchen. Whose Car Is That Parked In Front Of Our House?that's Stephanie's New Car, Grandma

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