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My Girlfriend Does Her Nails With White-out. When She's Asleep, I Go Over There And Write Misspelled Words On Them.

Steven Wright Quotes: My Girlfriend Does Her Nails With White-out. When She's Asleep, I Go Over There And Write Misspelled Words On Them.

Steven Wright Quotes: My Girlfriend Does Her Nails With White-out. When She's Asleep, I Go Over There And Write Misspelled Words On Them.

Steven Wright Quotes: My Girlfriend Does Her Nails With White-out. When She's Asleep, I Go Over There And Write Misspelled Words On Them.

Steven Wright Quotes: My Girlfriend Does Her Nails With White-out. When She's Asleep, I Go Over There And Write Misspelled Words On Them.

Steven Wright Quotes: My Girlfriend Does Her Nails With White-out. When She's Asleep, I Go Over There And Write Misspelled Words On Them.

Steven Wright Quotes: My Girlfriend Does Her Nails With White-out. When She's Asleep, I Go Over There And Write Misspelled Words On Them.

Steven Wright Quotes: My Girlfriend Does Her Nails With White-out. When She's Asleep, I Go Over There And Write Misspelled Words On Them.

Steven Wright Quotes: My Girlfriend Does Her Nails With White-out. When She's Asleep, I Go Over There And Write Misspelled Words On Them.

Steven Wright Quotes: My Girlfriend Does Her Nails With White-out. When She's Asleep, I Go Over There And Write Misspelled Words On Them.

Steven Wright Quotes: My Girlfriend Does Her Nails With White-out. When She's Asleep, I Go Over There And Write Misspelled Words On Them.

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