Tara Sivec Quotes

My Ears Perked Up Like A Dog's Again When She Spoke And Pointed In The General Direction Of The Chick That Smelled Of Slim Jims.
I Hope I Don't Start Barking.
"Oh, Please, Like She Doesn't Know About The Smell Of Meat Products Wafting From Her Lady Parts. I Think She Rubs Bologna Down There To Attract Men. Lunch Meat Is Her Sex Pheromone."
The Brunette Shook Her Head In Irritation. "If I Do A Shot, Will You Please Stop Talking About Jade's Disgusting Vagina And Never, Ever Use The Word Meat Product In A Sentence?"
"Woof!"
Three Sets Of Eyes All Turned To Look At Me.
"Did I Just Bark Out Loud?"
Three Heads Bobbed Up And Down In Unison.

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