Arthur Mathews Quotes
My Best Man, Of Course, Was Gloinn...who Accompanied Us On Our Honeymoon To Kildare...often Popping Into The Marital Bed With Myself And Noreen When The Winter Nights Got Particularly Cold. Once, While I Was In The Lavatory At The End Of The Corridor Outside The Bedroom, He Tried To Have Sex With Noreen. I Was A Bit Annoyed With Him At First, But When He Told Me That It Was Noreen Who Had Led Him On, I Accepted His Explanation Immediately. Over The Years, I Have Often Wondered If Gloinn Was Being Slightly Disingenuous About This, As Noreen Has The Sexual Urges Of A Corpse.
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