Janet Evanovich Quotes

Mr. Landowsky Was Eighty-two And Somehow His Chest Had Shrunk Over The Years, And Now He Was Forced To Hike His Pants Up Under His Armpits.
"Oi," He Said. "This Heat! I Can't Breathe. Somebody Should Do Something."
I Assumed He Was Talking About God.
"That Weatherman On The Morning News. He Should Be Shot. How Can I Go Out In Weather Like This? And Then When It Gets So Hot They Keep The Supermarkets Too Cold. Hot, Cold. Hot, Cold. It Gives Me The Runs."
I Was Glad I Owned A Gun, Because When I Got As Old As Mr. Landowsky I Was Going To Eat A Bullet. The First Time I Got The Runs In The Supermarket, That Was It. BANG! It Would All Be Over.

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