Chelsea Handler Quotes

Most Men Would Never Tell A Girl Her Pikachu Smells Like A Crab Cake. It's Just Not Done. But They Would Have No Qualms About Telling Their Guy Friends. Similarly, If You're A Guy And You Pull Your Pants Down, And The Girl You're With Immediately Stats Text Messaging Her Friends, You Have A Small Penis.
Are You There Vodka? It's Me, Chelsea

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