Rebecca Stead Quotes

Mom's Rules For Life In New York City
1. Always Have Your Key Out Before You Reach The Front Door.
2. If A Stranger Is Hanging Out In Front Of The Building, Don't Ever Go In - Just Keep Walking Around The Block Until He's Gone.
3. Look Ahead. If There's Someone Acting Strange Down The Block, Looking Drunk Or Dangerous, Cross To The Other Side Of The Street, But Don't Be Obvious About It. Make It Look Like You Were Planning To Cross The Street All Along.
4. Never Show Your Money On The Street.

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