Jenny Lawson Quotes

Me: Yes, I'd Like Some Colon Cleanse. It's Something That Cleans You Out So Your Antidepressants Work Better.
Pharmacist: I Think You're Using Your Antidepressants Wrong. They Go In Your Mouth.

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