Samantha Irby Quotes

Maybe In Life You Get All Kinds Of Soulmates. Multiple People Who Vibrate At The Same Level You Do. I Think That's What Fred Is For Me. I Just Don't Get To See His Penis Anymore. So, No, I Don't Get My Happy-ending Tongue Kiss In The Rain, But I Did Get My Friend Back. And I Don't Have To Worry About Running These Busted Knees Around After Any Babies.

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