Matthew Inman Quotes

Marathon: (noun)
A Popular Form Of Overpriced Torture Wherein Participants Wake Up At Ass-o-clock In The Morning And Stand In The Freezing Cold Until It's Time To Run, At Which Point They Miserably Trot For A God-awful Interval Of Time That Could Be Better Spent Sleeping In And/or Consuming Large Quantities Of Beer And Cupcakes.
See Also: Masochism, Awfulness, "a Bunch Of Bullshit", Boob-chafing, Cupcake Deprivation Therapy

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