Demetri Martin Quotes

Man Is The Most Powerful Creature On The Planet. And We're Arrogant. I Mean, People Own Birds. It's Like, There's A Creature With The Gift Of Flight. I Want It. I'm Going To Put It In My Kitchen And Make It Crap On Old Information.

Related Authors

• B.D. Roca
• Cecil Castellucci
• Danny Wedding
• Erik Rutan
• Eve Babitz
• Frank Oppenheimer
• John Lafayette Girardeau
• Kristine Mason
• L.N. Pearl
• Pete Savage
• Viktoria Komova
• William Gardner Hale

Related Topics

• Quotes About Eating Her Out

  The only reason you brought me here tonight was because you thought it would appease me. Throw the vicious dog a bone and it'll soon be eating out of your — Natasha Anders

• Quotes About Divine Comedy

  Limbo. It's not Heaven, and it's not Hell. It's the in-between.' (Edward speaking about reading the Divine Comedy. Luke: 'This was, I realised, my new address. — Jodi Picoult

• Blaxploitation Film Quotes

  I lived right on the borderline of a black neighborhood. So I could go into the black area and then there'd be these ghetto theaters that you could actually see — Quentin Tarantino

• Funny Fountain Of Youth Quotes

  You've got the fountain of youth hidden in your pants." "What the fuck does that even mean?" Hook demanded, then held up a hand. "Never mind, I don't want to — S.E. Jakes

• I Value Your Friendship Quotes

  The cult of friendship disturbs me. It's like our quality is supposed to be measured by the number of friends we have. For me, it's quite the inverse. When somebody — Stefan Molyneux