Judith Fertig Quotes
Maggie And I Were Delighted. It Was Now Jett's Turn To Go To The Dark Side. "I've Never Seen Such A Bunch Of Doom Cookies," She Said, Wiping Down The Tables.
"What?"
"Doom Cookies. You Know, People Who Pretend To Be Something They're Not, Like Girls In My Class Who Pretend To Be Bad-ass But Go Home And Read The Little House On The Prairie In Their Disney Princess Bedrooms."
"Who Were The Pie Night People Pretending To Be? I Don't Quite Follow."
"They're Pretending To Be Bad-ass Pie Bakers," Jett Trilled In A Church-lady Falsetto, " 'Oh, Leaf Lard Is The Best.' 'No, I Swear By A Mixture Of Crisco And Butter.' When Was The Last Time They Actually Baked A Pie? If They Did, They Wouldn't Be Gorging Themselves Here On Pie Night. They Probably Don't Even Own A Rolling Pin." Jett Sniffed. And Then She Added, Diplomatically, "But Your Pie Was Good.
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