David Sedaris Quotes

Low Ceiling, Stone Walls, A Dirt Floor Stamped With Paw Prints. I Never Go In Without Announcing Myself. 'Hyaa!' I Yell. 'Hyaa. Hyaa!' It's The Sound My Father Makes When Entering His Toolshed, The Cry Of Cowboys As They Round Up Dogies, And It Suggests A Certain Degree Of Authority. Snakes, Bats, Weasels
it's Time To Head Up And Move On Out.

David Sedaris Quotes: Low Ceiling, Stone Walls, A Dirt Floor Stamped With Paw Prints. I Never Go In Without Announcing Myself. 'hyaa!' I

David Sedaris Quotes: Low Ceiling, Stone Walls, A Dirt Floor Stamped With Paw Prints. I Never Go In Without Announcing Myself. 'hyaa!' I

David Sedaris Quotes: Low Ceiling, Stone Walls, A Dirt Floor Stamped With Paw Prints. I Never Go In Without Announcing Myself. 'hyaa!' I

David Sedaris Quotes: Low Ceiling, Stone Walls, A Dirt Floor Stamped With Paw Prints. I Never Go In Without Announcing Myself. 'hyaa!' I

David Sedaris Quotes: Low Ceiling, Stone Walls, A Dirt Floor Stamped With Paw Prints. I Never Go In Without Announcing Myself. 'hyaa!' I

David Sedaris Quotes: Low Ceiling, Stone Walls, A Dirt Floor Stamped With Paw Prints. I Never Go In Without Announcing Myself. 'hyaa!' I

David Sedaris Quotes: Low Ceiling, Stone Walls, A Dirt Floor Stamped With Paw Prints. I Never Go In Without Announcing Myself. 'hyaa!' I

David Sedaris Quotes: Low Ceiling, Stone Walls, A Dirt Floor Stamped With Paw Prints. I Never Go In Without Announcing Myself. 'hyaa!' I

David Sedaris Quotes: Low Ceiling, Stone Walls, A Dirt Floor Stamped With Paw Prints. I Never Go In Without Announcing Myself. 'hyaa!' I

David Sedaris Quotes: Low Ceiling, Stone Walls, A Dirt Floor Stamped With Paw Prints. I Never Go In Without Announcing Myself. 'hyaa!' I

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