Diana Joseph Quotes

Look, I Tell The T-ball Mothers. Childhood Is Oppressive. I Determine What The Boy's Eating And When. I Tell Him When He's Going To Bed And When He Can Get Up. I Tell Him When He Can Speak And When He Must Remain Silent. There Are Certain Things He's Forbidden From Ever Saying, Including Not Spaghetti Again! And Dad Would Let Me.
But Wouldn't You Agree That Motherhood Is Equally Oppressive? Because Of The Boy, I Can't Drop Fifty Bucks On A Pair Of Shoes. I Can't Fly To Paris On A Moment's Notice. I Can't Stay Out All Night. I Can't Even Get Liquored Up When I Need To.

Diana Joseph Quotes: Look, I Tell The T-ball Mothers. Childhood Is Oppressive. I Determine What The Boy's Eating And When. I Tell Him

Diana Joseph Quotes: Look, I Tell The T-ball Mothers. Childhood Is Oppressive. I Determine What The Boy's Eating And When. I Tell Him

Diana Joseph Quotes: Look, I Tell The T-ball Mothers. Childhood Is Oppressive. I Determine What The Boy's Eating And When. I Tell Him

Diana Joseph Quotes: Look, I Tell The T-ball Mothers. Childhood Is Oppressive. I Determine What The Boy's Eating And When. I Tell Him

Diana Joseph Quotes: Look, I Tell The T-ball Mothers. Childhood Is Oppressive. I Determine What The Boy's Eating And When. I Tell Him

Diana Joseph Quotes: Look, I Tell The T-ball Mothers. Childhood Is Oppressive. I Determine What The Boy's Eating And When. I Tell Him

Diana Joseph Quotes: Look, I Tell The T-ball Mothers. Childhood Is Oppressive. I Determine What The Boy's Eating And When. I Tell Him

Diana Joseph Quotes: Look, I Tell The T-ball Mothers. Childhood Is Oppressive. I Determine What The Boy's Eating And When. I Tell Him

Diana Joseph Quotes: Look, I Tell The T-ball Mothers. Childhood Is Oppressive. I Determine What The Boy's Eating And When. I Tell Him

Diana Joseph Quotes: Look, I Tell The T-ball Mothers. Childhood Is Oppressive. I Determine What The Boy's Eating And When. I Tell Him

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