Harold Holzer Quotes

Lincoln Received One More Painful Reminder That He Was Still A Target For Criticism. Walking Between His Home And Office, He Noticed A Group Of Young Boys Teasing An Agitated Stray Goat. When The Animal Hungrily Spied The Taller Target, It Turned From The Children And Tried Butting Lincoln Instead, Until He Was Forced To Seize It By The Horns In Self-defense. As The Youngsters Watched In Delight, The President-elect Of The United States Gave His First Post-election Speech - To An Angry Goat. He Might As Well Have Been Speaking To The South When He Shouted: "I Didn't Bother You. It Was The Boys. Why Don't You Go And Butt The Boys. I Wouldn't Trouble You.

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