Bill Engvall Quotes

Last Time I Had A Flat Tire, I Pulled My Truck Into One Of Those Side-of-the-road Gas Stations. The Attendant Walks Out, Looks At My Truck, Looks At Me, And I Swear He Said, Tire Go Flat? I Couldn't Resist. Said, Nope. I Was Driving Around And Those Other Three Just Swelled Right Up On Me. Here's Your Sign.

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