Stephen Colbert Quotes

Last Night, We Did The Threatdown
God, It's Hard To Even Talk About This
And For The First Time, I Didn't Mention Bears. It's Winter, They're Asleep, I Didn't Think It Would Be A Problem. But Today I See This In The Toronto Globe And Mail
Apparently A 700-pound Polar Bear Showed Up At A Children's Hockey Game. I've Said This Before, They're After Our Kids
They're Tender, Juicy, You Don't Even Have To Throw Away The Bones.

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