Bill Maher Quotes

It's A Funny Thing About Americans, We Love To Bitch About Paying Too Much For The Things We Really Need And Are Really A Bargain, Like Gas And Postage Stamps, But We Willingly Shell Out Outrageous Amounts For Unnecessary Crap Like Gourmet Coffee And Soap To Make Your Crotch Smell Good. Two Dollars A Gallon To Go Ten Miles Is Too Much, But Five To The Parking Valet To Go Ten Feet Is Okay.

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