Caprice Crane Quotes

It's 4:21 Am. He's Gotta Be Done Having Mind-blowing-knock-your-dick-into-your-watch-pocket Sex With Her, And She's Probably Spooning With Him Right Now. Ugh, It Makes Me Sick. I'll Bet He's In Front, Too, The Dick. Anyone Would Know That Heaven Is Supposed To Be The Little Spoon, But He's Probably Making Her Be The Big Spoon.

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