Bill Burr Quotes

It Was Right After 9/11 And I Decided To Walk Around The Grounds Of The Pentagon, Because I Had Never Been There. Out Of Nowhere Comes This Speeding Camouflaged Golf Cart And This Guy Starts Yelling At Me, 'What Do You Think You're Doing!' The Guy Wrote My Name Down And Began To Follow Me Before I Got Really Scared And Took Off As Fast As I Could.

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