Meredith Schorr Quotes

It Occurred To Me, While Sitting On The Cold White Toilet Seat Pretending To Pee In Order To Avoid Bob, That I Much Preferred Having The Power Over The Man And Deciding When To Cut The Cord, Over Being Powerless And On The Receiving End Of The Silent Fade-away.

Meredith Schorr Quotes: It Occurred To Me, While Sitting On The Cold White Toilet Seat Pretending To Pee In Order To Avoid Bob,

Meredith Schorr Quotes: It Occurred To Me, While Sitting On The Cold White Toilet Seat Pretending To Pee In Order To Avoid Bob,

Meredith Schorr Quotes: It Occurred To Me, While Sitting On The Cold White Toilet Seat Pretending To Pee In Order To Avoid Bob,

Meredith Schorr Quotes: It Occurred To Me, While Sitting On The Cold White Toilet Seat Pretending To Pee In Order To Avoid Bob,

Meredith Schorr Quotes: It Occurred To Me, While Sitting On The Cold White Toilet Seat Pretending To Pee In Order To Avoid Bob,

Meredith Schorr Quotes: It Occurred To Me, While Sitting On The Cold White Toilet Seat Pretending To Pee In Order To Avoid Bob,

Meredith Schorr Quotes: It Occurred To Me, While Sitting On The Cold White Toilet Seat Pretending To Pee In Order To Avoid Bob,

Meredith Schorr Quotes: It Occurred To Me, While Sitting On The Cold White Toilet Seat Pretending To Pee In Order To Avoid Bob,

Meredith Schorr Quotes: It Occurred To Me, While Sitting On The Cold White Toilet Seat Pretending To Pee In Order To Avoid Bob,

Meredith Schorr Quotes: It Occurred To Me, While Sitting On The Cold White Toilet Seat Pretending To Pee In Order To Avoid Bob,

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