Louis C.K. Quotes

It Doesn't Have Any Effect On Your Life. What Do You Care?! People Try To Talk About It Like It's A Social Issue. Like When You See Someone Stand Up On A Talk Show And Say, How Am I Supposed To Explain To My Children That Two Men Are Getting Married? ... I Dunno. It's Your Shitty Kid. You Fuckin' Tell 'em. Why Is That Anyone Else's Problem? Two Guys Are In LOVE And They Can't Get Married Because You Don't Want To Talk To Your Ugly Child For Five Fuckin' Minutes?

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