Jennifer Rardin Quotes

Is Your Butt Buzzing?
Cole, You Have The Worst Timing! I Jerked Upright, Tring To Pull My Phone Out Of My Pocket And Managing Instead To Bang My Elbow Against The Wall.
Ow! Oh, Shit That Hurts! You Know, The Guy Who Decided It Should Be A Funny Bone Was Just A Freaking Masochist. Or Is It A Sadist? I Always Get Those Mixed Up.

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