Erma Bombeck Quotes

In All Honesty, Men Changed A Few Rules When They Became What Was Referred To As Househusbands. Bill Didn't Make Beds, Cook, Dust, Do Laundry, Windows Or Floors, Or Give Birth. What He Did Do Was Pay Bills, Call People To Fix The Plumbing, Handle The Investments And Taxes, Volunteer Big Time, Take Papers To The Garage, Change License Plates, Get The Cars Serviced, And Pick Up The Cleaning. If Women Had Had That Kind Of Schedule, Who Knows, We'd Probably Still Be In The Home.

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