Jim Gaffigan Quotes

If You're A Guy Over 30 By Yourself In The Hotel Pool, You Automatically Look Like A Murderer Who's Just Relaxing After He Strangled A Family. "Yeah-that Dad Was A Tough One To Kill."

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