Aziz Ansari Quotes

If You Were In A Bar, Would You Ever Go Up To A Guy Or Girl And Repeat The Word "hey" Without Getting A Response? Would You Ever Go Up To A Woman You Met Two Minutes Ago And Beg Her To Show You One Of Your Boobs? And Do You Really Want To Bone Someone Who Responds To This?

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