Lemony Snicket Quotes

If You Were Going To Give A Gold Medal Tot He Least Delightful Person On Earth, You Would Have To Give That Medal To A Person Named Carmelita Spats, And If You Didn't Give It To Her, Carmelita Spats Was The Sort Of Person Who Would Snatch It From Your Hands Anyway. Carmelita Spats Was Rude, She Was Violent, And She Was Filthy, And It Is Really A Shame That I Must Describe Her To You, Because There Are Enough Ghastly And Distressing Things In This Story Without Even Mentioning Such An Unpleasant Person.

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