Jay Mohr Quotes

If You Think You're An Alcoholic, Go To Scotland. You're Not An Alcoholic. These People Are Such Drunken, Toothless Hillbillies - I've Never Seen Anything Like It. People In Scotland Drink While They're Drinking.

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