Daniel Tosh Quotes

If You Like Soccer, Then Welcome To America. See, Our Country Already Has Entertainment So Watching People Chase A Ball For Four Hours To End 0 - 0 Is Not Enjoyable - Unless, Of Course, The Bleachers Collapse And Half Of Europe Dies.

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