Jim Gaffigan Quotes

If You Ever Mention Something Fun That You Are Going To Do With Your Young Children, And There Is Any Time That Will Elapse Between The Very Moment You Bring It Up And When You Are Actually Doing The Fun Thing, You Will Be Batraged With Questions During That Entire Time Period. If You Tell Them That You Might Go To Disney At Some Point In The Coming Year, You Have Opened A Pandora's Box.

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