Jarod Kintz Quotes

If You Asked Me If I'd Rather Make Love To You, Or Have My Balls Cut Out With The Spine Of A Fish, I'll Tell You I'll Have To Get Back To You. And After A Day Of Deliberating, I'll Probably Tell You The Fish, Provided It's Salmon And I Can Eat It First.

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