George Carlin Quotes

If Drumsticks Are For Playing Drums, You Would Think That Breadsticks Would Be For Playing Bread, Wouldn't You? "Would You Like Some Breadsticks?" "No, Thank You, I Don't Play Bread. I Play Drums. Perhaps I'll Have A Drum Roll."

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