Charlie Sheen Quotes

I'm So Tired Of Pretending Like My Life Isn't Perfect And Bitchin' And Just Winning Every Second, I'm Not Perfect, And Bitching And Just Delivering The Goods At Every Fucking Turn. Because Look What I'm Dealing With, Man - I'm Dealing With Fools And Trolls. I'm Dealing With Soft Targets.

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