Charlie Sheen Quotes & Sayings

I will not believe that if I do something then I have to follow a certain path because it was written for normal people. People who aren't special. People who don't have tiger blood and Adonis DNA. — Charlie Sheen

Can't is the cancer of happening. — Charlie Sheen

I have Tiger Blood running through my vains. — Charlie Sheen

Fear is never a good enough reason to do nothing — Charlie Sheen

Let's hook up and just bring fiery death. — Charlie Sheen

Fame is empowering. My mistake was that I thought I would instinctively know how to handle it. But there's no manual, no training course. — Charlie Sheen

They sell pot named after me in the dispensaries. And I'm not even a pot guy. I was so honored. — Charlie Sheen

I'm not Thomas Jefferson. He was a pussy! — Charlie Sheen

If you're a part of my family, I will love you violently. — Charlie Sheen

I have to tell them that last night was a shameful train wreck filled with blind cuddly puppies. — Charlie Sheen

I got tiger blood, man. My brain ... fires in a way that is - I don't know, maybe not from this particular terrestrial realm. — Charlie Sheen

I tried marriage. I'm 0 for 3 with the marriage thing. So, being a ballplayer - I believe in numbers. I'm not going 0 for 4. I'm not wearing a golden sombrero. — Charlie Sheen

I GOT TIGAR BLOOD — Charlie Sheen

I'm different. I have a different constitution, I have a different brain, I have a different heart. I got tiger blood, man. Dying's for fools, dying's for amateurs. — Charlie Sheen

My success rate is 100 percent. Do the math. — Charlie Sheen

If someone follows you, go to a different room. If they keep following you, get in your car. If they follow you in your car, drive to a police station. There are ways to not engage. — Charlie Sheen

I still don't have all the answers. I'm more interested in what I can do next than what I did last. — Charlie Sheen

If you love with violence and you hate with violence there is nothing that can be questioned. — Charlie Sheen

Duh! So, we're asking you now, what are some of your favorite lines that this warlock brain produced? — Charlie Sheen

It ain't a party til something gets broken. — Charlie Sheen

I'm not 'aw shucks'. Because I'm gnarly. — Charlie Sheen

Steroids build your muscles, but they don't build your tendons or ligaments. — Charlie Sheen

I don't have a tuxedo that fits anymore because my chest and my biceps are too big. — Charlie Sheen

I'm on a quest to claim absolute victory on every front. — Charlie Sheen

I try to be known more for my work than for anything else. — Charlie Sheen

You've read about the goddesses, come on. They're an international sensation. These are my girlfriends. These are the women that I love that have completed the three parts of my heart. — Charlie Sheen

I never insert myself into situations where I am completely blind or don't have a single clue about what's being discussed. I don't to be an impostor and just helping for the sake of helping. If I am going to help somebody, I want it to be valuable. And if they don't follow my advice, then they are a frigging idiot. I'm joking. — Charlie Sheen

I just think the whole disease model of addiction is crap. It's rooted in fiction and junk science. — Charlie Sheen

Just tell the truth and you're home free. If there are amends to be made, you make them. You own it and move on. — Charlie Sheen

Can't is the cancer of happen — Charlie Sheen

I've got mad energy for days. That's what people can't get their minds around. They say, 'Oh, he's going to crash.' They try to apply all these common terms to a guy who is not common. I don't fit into their little box. — Charlie Sheen

You should have read the directions before you showed up to the party. — Charlie Sheen

I'm grandiose because I live a grandiose life. — Charlie Sheen

What they're not ready for is guys like you and I and Nails and all the other gnarly gnarlingtons in my life, that we are high priests, Vatican assassin warlocks. Boom. Print that, people. See where that goes. — Charlie Sheen

I so desperately wanted to be Mr. Somebody. Instead, I was the little brother, included to a point. — Charlie Sheen

The best way to not get your heart broken, is pretending you don't have one. — Charlie Sheen

By the way, two wars are in an endless state of sorrow. Egypt about burned to the ground and all you people care about is my bullshit ... Pathetic. Shame, shame shame — Charlie Sheen

I have a different constitution. I have a different brain; I have a different heart; I got tiger blood, man. — Charlie Sheen

I've got volumes on how not to behave. I've got more information now than a guy should have at my age. — Charlie Sheen

There's a lot of stuff I want to do, just things that I want to explore that don't involve show business. I'm going to become a television critic. Can you imagine? But I would even consider becoming a baseball scout. Traveling around the heartland looking for the next world-beating phenom. — Charlie Sheen

We're going to shoot one Polaroid per show. I'm going to sign this before it even develops because I know that once it develops with my signature on it, it's worth a fortune. I'll make this a work of magic warlock art. — Charlie Sheen

There have to be more important things going on in the world than my past. — Charlie Sheen

I refuse to grow up. I won't become the adult guy. — Charlie Sheen

Dad kept us out of school, but school comes and goes. Family is forever. — Charlie Sheen

I kind of like that romantic image of being in a rocker with my family gathered around, all these generations in one room, listening intently to my stories. — Charlie Sheen

I exposed people to magic. I exposed them to something they're never otherwise going to see in their boring, normal lives. And I gave that to them. I may forget about them tomorrow, but they'll live with that memory for the rest of their lives. And that's a gift, man. — Charlie Sheen

Guys, IMDB right there, 62 movies, a ton of success, I mean, come on bro, I won best picture at 20. I wasn't even trying. — Charlie Sheen

Shooting a movie can be so tedious. You're trying to get 20 different angles on the same swing. You never get into a rhythm. But I took it very seriously. — Charlie Sheen

Slash sat me down at his house and said, You've got to clean up your act. You know you've gone too far when Slash is saying, Look, you've got to get into rehab. — Charlie Sheen

People ask all the time, "What are you thinking?" It's my least favorite question in the world. The last bastion of solace is my mind. It's an invasion. — Charlie Sheen

You either love or you hate. You live in the middle, you get nothing. — Charlie Sheen

I dare anyone to debate me on things. — Charlie Sheen

The paramedic called the press and sold me like a loaf of bread. This was news, and he wanted to be the one to report it. — Charlie Sheen

Get your egos off the battlefield. — Charlie Sheen

It's definitely safer to be single, especially with this cottage industry that's devoted to extorting celebrities. — Charlie Sheen

I've spent, I think, close to the last decade effortlessly and magically converting your tin cans into pure gold. — Charlie Sheen

I usually have a song in my head. I'm thinking music, I'm thinking lyrics. Music helps me get to those moments. The moments between the moments. — Charlie Sheen

I am on a drug. It's called Charlie Sheen. It's not available. If you try it once, you will die. Your face will melt off and your children will weep over your exploded body. — Charlie Sheen

A lot of people will say, "Oh, I got into acting because I wanted to explore my craft." They're a bunch of liars, unless they're Sean Penn, DeNiro or my dad. For the rest of us it was all about chicks and money. — Charlie Sheen

Those of us who did make it have an obligation to build again. To teach to others what we know, and to try with what's left of our lives to find a goodness and a meaning to this life. — Charlie Sheen

For now, I'm just going to hang out with these two smoking hotties and fly privately around the world. It might be lonely up here, but I sure like the view. — Charlie Sheen

I'm tired of pretending I'm not special, — Charlie Sheen

I blinked and cured my brain. — Charlie Sheen

You can't not be a little different from others and be successful for three decades. — Charlie Sheen

I'm still alive, which is pretty cool. — Charlie Sheen

What is a normal childhood? We weren't rich, we were pretty middle-class. My dad survived from job to job; with him taking care of so many relatives, he couldn't save any money. — Charlie Sheen

Usually in a battle sequence when a bomb is going off, you forget you're acting. — Charlie Sheen

I'm not wearing a golden sombrero. — Charlie Sheen

I don't believe in rock bottom. Rock bottom is like a fishing term. — Charlie Sheen

I'm bi-winning. I win here, I win there. — Charlie Sheen

Guys want to be respected and acknowledged. They want to feel what they contributed matters. — Charlie Sheen

I'm tired of ignoring that I march to a different beat. — Charlie Sheen

The last time I used? What do you mean? I used my toaster this morning. — Charlie Sheen

I have one speed, I have one gear: go! — Charlie Sheen

It's not about the big deal you struck that day, it's not about the new car, it's not about the obvious stuff. It's about that little introspective moment you had in the middle of all that. Those are moments between the moments, and that's where life is. — Charlie Sheen

You have the right to kill me, but you do not have the right to judge me. Boom. That's the whole movie. That's life. — Charlie Sheen

People say you have to work on your resentments. Yeah, no, I'm gonna hang onto them and they're gonna fuel my attack. — Charlie Sheen

The only thing I'm addicted to is winning. This bootleg cult, arrogantly referred to as Alcoholics Anonymous, reports a 5 percent success rate. My success rate is 100 percent. — Charlie Sheen

We're Vatican assassins. How complicated can it be? — Charlie Sheen

You have this great big fantasy life, and it looks like a non-stop 24/7 party. But what do you do when you get to the end of the Internet and there's nothing left to buy? There's just a picture of Wayne Newton flipping you off. — Charlie Sheen

Charlie Sheen has the potential to cause your soul to weep and forfeit — Charlie Sheen

The truth is for suckers, Johnny Boy! — Charlie Sheen

People misinterpret my passion for anger. — Charlie Sheen

When friends asked me, Can we help? I'd say, Not unless you can alter time, speed up the harvest or teleport me off this rock. I used that line from Star Wars. — Charlie Sheen

It's not an act. I love it. It's totally original. People go, 'What's going on with this guy? Why does he sound so weird? What is going on in his brain. I don't know. Just one day I suddenly woke up with a new brain. — Charlie Sheen

I think the honesty not only shines through in my work, but also my personal life. And I get in trouble for being honest. I'm extremely old-fashioned. I'm a nobleman. I'm chivalrous. — Charlie Sheen

Sure, I did a lot of things in excess. But if you look at the core, the foundation of what I pursued, what red-blooded young American male in my position wouldn't? — Charlie Sheen

You can't cure your own cancer, obviously, especially if it's late stage. — Charlie Sheen

The last time I took drugs, I probably took more than anybody could survive. — Charlie Sheen

The run I was on made Sinatra, Flynn, Jagger, Richards, all of them look like droopy-eyed armless children. — Charlie Sheen

It's quite fitting that Slash is getting a star on the very street Axl Rose will one day be sleeping on, — Charlie Sheen

I dare anyone to spend 10 years in the laugh-track that is Chuck Lorre's hive of oppression and not suffer some form of an emotional tsunami. — Charlie Sheen

Women are not to be hit, they're to be hugged and caressed. — Charlie Sheen

I have a disease? Bullshit. I cured it with my brain. — Charlie Sheen

You make a choice to win and you win — Charlie Sheen

I've fallen for you like a blind roofer. — Charlie Sheen

Resentments are the rocket fuel that lives in the tip of my saber. — Charlie Sheen

Life all comes down to a few moments. This is one of them. — Charlie Sheen

You can't criticize Bob Dylan's singing. You have to respect Billy Joel as a brilliant poet. You can't tell me there's a better rock band ever than Led Zeppelin. And if you speak during the Eagles' "Last Resort," we're done. I'm just asking for seven minutes. This stuff really matters, you know. — Charlie Sheen

Here's the good news. If I realize that I'm insane, then I'm okay with it. I'm not dangerous insane. — Charlie Sheen