Kristen Ashley Quotes

I'd Once Had A Long-term Relationship With A Five Point Five That Got Nowhere Near Living Together. This Was Because I Was A Two Point Five, He Was A Five Point Five And He Wanted A Nine Point Five. Therefore, We Were Both Destined For A Broken Heart. He Gave Me Mine. He Later Found A Six Point Five That Wanted A Nine Point Five. She Got Herself A Breast Enhancement And Nose Job Which Made Her A Firm Seven (if You Didn't Count The Fact That She Thought She Was A Ten Point Five And Acted Like It Which Really Knocked Her Down To A Six) Who Broke His Heart.

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