Janet Evanovich Quotes

I Went To The Beauty Salon Today And Got Spruced Up," Grandma Said. "Ever Since Mildred Frick Called Me A Slut My Phone Hasn't Stopped Ringing. I Got Two Dates For The Weekend."
"It Might Not Be Such A Good Thing To Have Men Calling You Because They Think You're A Slut," I Said. "They're Only Going To Be After One Thing."
"I Hope That's True. I Don't Want To Find Out I Went Blond And Bought All Them Thongs For Nothing.

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