Rodney Dangerfield Quotes

I Went To See My Doctor ... Doctor Vidi-boom-ba. Yeah ... I Told Him Once, "Doctor, Every Morning When I Get Up And Look In The Mirror I Feel Like Throwing Up. What's Wrong With Me?" He Said, "I Don't Know, But Your Eyesight Is Perfect."

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