Steven Wright Quotes

I Was Watching The Superbowl With My 92 Year Old Grandfather. The Team Scored A Touchdown. They Showed The Instant Replay. He Thought They Scored Another One. I Was Gonna Tell Him, But I Figured The Game HE Was Watching Was Better.

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