Steven Wright Quotes

I Was In A Job Interview And I Opened A Book And Started Reading. Then I Said To The Guy 'Let Me Ask You A Question. If You Are In A Spaceship That Is Traveling At The Speed Of Light, And You Turn On The Headlights, Does Anything Happen?' He Said 'I Don't Know'. I Said 'I Don't Want Your Job'.

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