Elliott Gould Quotes

I Was Changing A Light Bulb Over Groucho Marx's Bed, So I Took My Shoes Off, Got On His Bed And Changed The Bulb. When I Got Off The Bed He Said: 'That's The Best Acting You've Ever Done.'

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