Chelsea Handler Quotes

I Wanted To Kick Bruce In The Taint. No One Is Just One Thing. Many Things Contribute To The Whole Of A Person, And Just Because Vodka Accounts For 50 Percent Of My Body Weight, That Doesn't Mean I Walk Around With A Vodka Drip, Forcing Every Plant, Person, Or Animal To Imbibe. I've Always Had A Disliking For Animal Trainers, And This Guy Cemented My Theory That People Who Chaperone Animals For A Living Have Never Had A Girl Sit On Their Face.

Chelsea Handler Quotes: I Wanted To Kick Bruce In The Taint. No One Is Just One Thing. Many Things Contribute To The Whole

Chelsea Handler Quotes: I Wanted To Kick Bruce In The Taint. No One Is Just One Thing. Many Things Contribute To The Whole

Chelsea Handler Quotes: I Wanted To Kick Bruce In The Taint. No One Is Just One Thing. Many Things Contribute To The Whole

Chelsea Handler Quotes: I Wanted To Kick Bruce In The Taint. No One Is Just One Thing. Many Things Contribute To The Whole

Chelsea Handler Quotes: I Wanted To Kick Bruce In The Taint. No One Is Just One Thing. Many Things Contribute To The Whole

Chelsea Handler Quotes: I Wanted To Kick Bruce In The Taint. No One Is Just One Thing. Many Things Contribute To The Whole

Chelsea Handler Quotes: I Wanted To Kick Bruce In The Taint. No One Is Just One Thing. Many Things Contribute To The Whole

Chelsea Handler Quotes: I Wanted To Kick Bruce In The Taint. No One Is Just One Thing. Many Things Contribute To The Whole

Chelsea Handler Quotes: I Wanted To Kick Bruce In The Taint. No One Is Just One Thing. Many Things Contribute To The Whole

Chelsea Handler Quotes: I Wanted To Kick Bruce In The Taint. No One Is Just One Thing. Many Things Contribute To The Whole

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