Bill Maher Quotes

I Want To Thank Some Very Special People Without Whom I Would Not Be Here Today. George Bush, Sarah Palin And The Pope. When I Came To Hollywood In 1983, I Had One Dream - To Sleep With Jodie Foster. That Didn't Work Out, But This Is Nice, Too.

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