Cecelia Ahern Quotes

I Thought That It Was 'cause I Deserved The Best And He's Out There. He's Just With All The Wrong Women. And Let Me Be Clear. After CENTURIES Of Men Looking At My Tits In Stead Of My Eyes And Pinching My Ass Instead Of Shaking My Hand, I Now Have The *DIVINE* Right To Stare At A Man's BACKSIDE With Vulgar, Cheap Appreciation If I Want To!

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